15 Funny Tweets Everyone Should've Read This Week

It’s a good thing you’re here. You might have missed these tweets. Can you imagine?

You’d be out with friends and one of them would say, “Hey, did you see this viral joke?”

You’d have to say no like some kind of loser. You’re not a loser, are you?

me: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti with my hands: please. My wets.— Ebert () March 6, 2019

A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT A PIZZERIA AND THEY MAKE ACTUAL PIZZAS ONSTAGE AND SERVE THEM TO THE AUDIENCE AND THE PIZZA IS SO DELICIOUS BUT THE SHOW IS GODAWFUL AND SO IT CLOSES BUT SOMEONE BUYS THE THEATER AND TURNS IT INTO A PIZZA RESTAURANT AND THEN THEY DO A BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT IT.— Ted Travelstead () July 1, 2019

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