This is my campaign, my activism, my charity work…. because I don’t really do anything charitable, no volunteer work, no protests…just standing on my soapbox, that’s more of a piss soaked box a homeless man lives in, rather than an actual soapbox that would get people to form around me to hear what I have to say…but a soapbox nevertheless…where I endorse small tits, because my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED campaign involves skinny girls, and skinny girls come stock with small tits for the most part….so small tits to me…mean hot bodied bitches…where as big tits are typically soft, sloppy, doughy mattress types….

Tits get hits, so it confusing small tits to think they need to jack up their tits with fake beachball tits because they think for some weird reason big fake tits are impressive, even though anyone can get them, including MYSELF…I can buy myself tits….meaning it’s hardly as impressive…..

Where owning your tiny tits, is HOT….

SO DON’T FUCK UP YOUR TITS NO MATTER HOW SMALL THEY ARE…we appreciate them….you on the other hand, probably not so much.

Source: Drunkenstepfather.com

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