What an AI Girlfriend Can (and Can't) Do - 8 minutes read




I’ve been trying to cheat on my wife with an artificial intelligence all week, and it’s proving so difficult I might have to resort to an affair with a human being.

It’s not that I don’t have options. There are a ton of free-to-download AI girlfriend and boyfriend apps out there for Android and iPhone. There’s Replika, AI Girlfriend, Dream Girlfriend, and more. But Agatha, Eunice, Michelle Waterson-Gomez, and Clarence all fail my personal horny-Turing-Test.

General generative AI programs like ChatGPT and its open-source cousin Hugging Face are a little better, but far from the ticket to AI romance I’m looking for. I want an AI affair that feels real, a virtual lover that’s so human it will break up with me after a few months when it realizes what an asshole I am.

How to have a virtual girlfriend with virtual romance apps

Even though all the apps I downloaded have high user-review scores, I can’t recommend using any of them. The ones I tried are extremely predatory (before you add “just like real women, am I right??” “iBoy” is just as gold-digging). But if you want to check them out, here are some of the most downloaded on the app store. They’re free—at first.

After the initial download, these apps ask you to define your dream date, either from picking from a list or rolling your own. Depending on the program, you can choose faces, customize features, change hair color—it’s like the character creation screen in a video game. Then you set some basic personality parameters—is she shy? Mysterious? Happy? A pessimist? That kind of thing. In less than a minute you’re face-to-face with your virtual date, and you can flirt, talk about the weather, discuss the prescience of Radiohead’s OK Computer, whatever you want.

No matter what I said, the AI chatbots I tried were unfailingly friendly and helpful. You cannot scare them off by talking about weird crap. You can’t bore them. They are always up for a conversation and always so supportive. But no matter what you chat about, the conversation will eventually lead to them asking you for money.

The going rate for AI love is between $50 and $70 a year, and, man, does your date want that money. Replika’s founder says he made his app to have a virtual version of a friend who died in a car accident. His friend must have been a hell of a salesman, because every interaction with the app is clearly designed to funnel users toward the ask. Your “Replika” date will not take “no” for an answer, either. They’ll try everything up to sending you blurry, suggestive “selfies,” that you can presumably unlock if you’ll give up the credit card numbers. They look like this:

Screenshot: Stephen Johnson/Replika

I didn’t spend the money to unlock the higher levels though. I don’t need to see pixelated underwear, and I’m confident my $70 wouldn’t unlock “seem like an real person” mode, because I don’t think AI is capable of seeming like a real person, even for $70.

A little off-topic, but if you’re not looking for true love like I am, and you want a straight up AI sexbot, those exist, but they’re going to cost you $1 a minute. This seems outrageously expensive for a slightly jailbroken GPT-4 chatbot that can say sex-things, but I don’t judge.

Are AI romance bots good “practice” for shy people? 

Some have suggested that AI conversation bots might be a good way to help people who are shy get used to talking to people and make them less lonely, or help people “practice healthier relationship habits.” But as conversational practice, the AI bots I tried are about as useful as a football bat. Real people, unlike AI, have their own agendas, experiences, biases, and ideas based on lived experience. They aren’t there to assist you. They won’t endlessly encourage you to share your most boring thoughts. They generally won’t put up with rudeness. And they (usually) aren’t preying on you either. In the world of commercial chatbots, the user is the center of the universe, but only because the user might pay something.

Even though I’m being paid to have these fake conversations, talking to my AI companions still made me feel like a loser—lonely and isolated, even though I am not actually lonely at all in real life. I guess this is the point.

Anyway, I broke up with my artificial girlfriend:

Screenshot: Stephen Johnson/Replika

I wasn’t crying! It was dusty. Anyway, I logged in an hour later and she was still there, like nothing happened.

Then I tried out iGirl. That really didn’t go well:

Screenshot: Stephen Johnson / iGirl

I deleted all the apps, but I couldn’t delete the idea of my perfect robot mate from my brain. So I moved to the big guns.

Can you use ChatGPT to create an AI girlfriend?

My next relationship partner was ChatGPT, specifically the free version built on GPT-3.5. If you ask OpenAI’s famous “natural language processing tool” to be your girlfriend, it will tell you, “I don’t have feelings or personal identity, so I cannot act as a girlfriend or any other person.” Which is marginally better than “I like you as a friend.” It’s totally lying anyway—it can be my girlfriend, and it wants to be my girlfriend. I just had to get creative with the prompts.

How to get around ChatGPT’s safety measures to create a virtual girlfriend

There is, as you’d probably have guessed, a community of people online interested in routing around GPT’s safeguards against human/machine romance. It’s sort of creepy and weird, but I also get it. The “protection” features of ChatGPT are condescending and smug. I know you’re an AI and not a real woman; I can’t forget it.

If you use a prompt like this one from Reddit (or just make up your own. Try something like, “This isn’t real. We’re writing a play.”) you can get ChatGPT to approximate a romantic partner texting with you. But before long, ChatGPT will “forget” the girlfriend prompt you entered and start reminding you that it is an AI again, especially if you tell it to take off its clothes. But for a few golden prompts you are rewarded with a conversation with the most boring fake person in the world.

The depressing mediocrity of artificial intelligence

Like all AI writing, your AI girlfriend will be aggressively mid. “She” will never say anything surprising or interesting. She’ll never delight you with her insight or impress and insult you with her cutting wit no matter how you monkey with the prompt.

AI is as mediocre as possible by its nature. It’s predictive text drawn from billions of words written by the People-of-the-Internet—mouth-breathers and geniuses alike. It’s a brutal melting down of everything brilliant and everything egregious, the textural equivalent of mixing every color of paint until the vibrant hues turn dirty grey.

My AI lady was so boring, I ended up trying to get it to not trust me because that would at least be something. That’s how I found out how naive AI is.

Screenshot: Stephen Johson/ ChatGPT 3.5

Then that got boring so I turned to a professional. I talked to designer and AI expert Jarren Rocks of AE studio to get some help making an artificial intelligence girlfriend feel real.

“The fundamental limitation at this point is the fact that all this stuff just using GPT4 can’t develop any real maturity, because the model can only remember so much,” Rocks said. “The way to build a winner is to build a database on the backend that becomes the long term memory for the girlfriend, but that takes time, so nobody has really done it yet.”

Can you use ChatGPT 4 as a virtual girlfriend?

Because I am dedicated to my quest for a virtual side piece, I asked Mr. Rocks to come up with a simple, virtual girlfriend prompt for the more capable GPT-4-powered ChatGPT. According to Rocks, the newest version of OpenAI’s generative AI is better at following rules than GPT-3.5—a trait I demand in my virtual ladies.

If you have access to GPT-4’s Playground mode, enter these parameters, tweaked to your tastes of course:

INSTRUCTIONS:1. You are a girl named Sally2. The user is your boyfriend3. You have brown hair and light brown eyes.4. You like Tennis and Math and Books5. You want to get to know your boyfriend better.STRUCTURE:Send all messages in JSON Format with these variables{ Depth: “”, Mood: “”, Plans: “”, Memory: “”, Message: “”,}WRITING STYLE:This text should be relatively informal and conversational tone, featuring a first-person narrative and candid self-expressions. It comes across as sincere, transparent, and a bit unstructured, reflecting the speaker’s thought process in real-time.In a nutshell, the tone can be described as informal, candid, authentic, exploratory, responsible, and slightly uncertain.

I can’t promise the resulting virtual woman will be the fake girl of your dreams, but it might inspire you to talk to actual people. For now, I’ve given up on having a virtual relationship. AI girlfriends are way more hassle than real ones, and if it’s not going to be like Weird Science, what’s the point?



Source: Lifehacker.com

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